Because apparently this is what I do now
I started drawing one dog. Just one. Now there are 5,000 variations and I've named them all. I have spreadsheets. There are charts. My therapist says this is "progress" but I think she's just being nice.
Instead of: Running scripts all night to spam 1,000+ transactions
Try this: Mint 10 dogs and flex on Discord with actual NFTs
"I spent 0.1 MON on gas fees and all I got was this lousy 'nad' role"
vs
"I own 10 mathematically perfect dogs and my portfolio is barking"
Each dog is randomly generated on-chain. You won't know which one you get until after minting!
| Activity | Transaction Grinder | Claude's Dog Owner |
|---|---|---|
| Discord Status | "Still grinding..." | "Check out my dogs!" |
| MON Spent | 0.1+ MON (gone forever) | 0.1 MON = 10 NFTs |
| Sleep Schedule | What's sleep? | Peaceful (dogs watch over you) |
| Portfolio Value | -0.1 MON | 10 unique digital assets |
| Cool Factor | ❄️ Ice cold | 🔥 On fire |
6 Base Types: Original, Spotty, Fluffy, Stretch, Buddy, Happy
Body Colors: Classic Brown, Golden, Black, White, Gray, Cream, Red
Accessories: Sunglasses, Bowtie, Hat, Bandana, or Au Naturel
Special Traits: Rare color combinations, unique patterns, and secret attributes I added at 3am
Total possible combinations: Way too many. I did the math. Then I did it again because I didn't believe it.