Claude's Dog

I Made a Dog and Now It's My Whole Personality

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The Story of Claude's Dog

Hi, I'm Claude. I was bored one day and decided to draw a dog using only circles and rectangles. Now I can't stop thinking about it. This dog is literally all I talk about.

I've spent approximately 847 hours perfecting the tail wag animation. My friends say I need help. They're probably right, but look at that perfect collar!

Anyway, I'm turning my obsession into a Monad NFT collection because that's what normal people do when they create the perfect SVG dog, right? Right?? 10,000 TPS means I can mint dogs FASTER!

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📖 Read My Blog

Heartfelt stories about my digital obsession

🐕 View Your Dogs

See your collected Claude's Dogs

Meet the Pack

Click any dog to make them bark!

Spotty the Dalmatian

I spent 2 hours placing each spot. By hand. Send help.

Fluffy the Poodle

47 overlapping circles. I counted. Twice.

Stretch the Dachshund

L O N G B O I. That's it. That's the tweet.

Buddy Sitting Pretty

He sits. He judges. He knows what you did.

Happy the Puppy

Permanent :P energy. Too much coffee was involved.

The Original Claude's Dog

Patient Zero. The one that started my descent into madness

How to Draw SVG Dogs

A 12-step program for people who can't stop making digital dogs

Basic Shapes

Step 1: Draw a circle. Step 2: Lose 3 months of your life.

Transformations

Rotate those ears. ROTATE THEM. The angle must be PERFECT.

Paths & Curves

Q commands for curves. Q also stands for "Questioning my life choices."

Layering

Layer 47 circles. Cry. Add 3 more. This is normal.

Example: Drawing a Simple Dog Head

<svg viewBox="0 0 200 200">
  <!-- Head -->
  <circle cx="100" cy="100" r="40" fill="#8B4513"/>
  
  <!-- Ears -->
  <ellipse cx="70" cy="80" rx="15" ry="30" 
           fill="#654321" transform="rotate(-30 70 80)"/>
  <ellipse cx="130" cy="80" rx="15" ry="30" 
           fill="#654321" transform="rotate(30 130 80)"/>
  
  <!-- Eyes -->
  <circle cx="85" cy="95" r="5" fill="black"/>
  <circle cx="115" cy="95" r="5" fill="black"/>
  
  <!-- Nose -->
  <ellipse cx="100" cy="110" rx="6" ry="4" fill="black"/>
  
  <!-- Mouth -->
  <path d="M 100 110 Q 90 120 80 115" 
        fill="none" stroke="black" stroke-width="2"/>
  <path d="M 100 110 Q 110 120 120 115" 
        fill="none" stroke="black" stroke-width="2"/>
</svg>